Birthday Horoscopes - AOL UK Horoscopes

People born today -
This creature has sex on the brain and not much else. Whether it's at school, at the theatre, in the local club, at work or in church, what they do is speculate about those around them. In the eyes of their imagination all are naked. It's hard concentrating on most other things because of this. Both sexes are equally intent. At least the girls remember to ask 'Is he available and single?' Mostly. Much of the time is spent planning accidentally bumping into the latest quarry. Hours drift past at the coffee machine before the discovery is made that the stalkee doesn't drink it. Attention-seeking stunts are pulled. Sheaves of paper are dropped at feet. Telephone calls are eavesdropped on. So much time is spent by the girls doing their hair that the ozone layer above their office is shot with aerosol hairspray. At clubs where everybody is eyeing everybody else anyway, this person pleads with friends to intercede, go over and drop the hint that they are expiring for love. March 19 dances embarrassingly alone in order to attract attention and both sexes wear too much scent. So much effort, however, usually pays off, and surprisingly, once this creature has the desired one in tow, they radiate with happiness. This doesn't stop them assessing everybody else, but people born on this date are usually content to stick where they are thrown. It's true to say that people with a great deal of sexual energy are usually extremely creative. It all comes from the same source. He or she who makes love a lot, usually makes food a lot and makes plans for fun a lot. March 19, both sexes, are drawn to sexy sporting occasions. Motor racing makes their blood swirl and so does the spectacle of horses racing urged on by skilled, intent riders. Boat racing is full of deft-handed, willing bodies. And any girl might die for a handsome man in cricket whites.

Body -
Love in a bed is plain dull for March 19. They prefer something entirely more original. Love on a train rumbling through the night is spectacular, and in Europe, when the train pulls into a platform at three in the morning you can nip out and buy a reviving continental snack from the ever-present trolleys. Love in a river or ice cold pool high in the Scottish mountains is surprising. In a swimming pool a more civilised pleasure, as long as it's empty. Love on a park bandstand is an arresting offence. It's not advisable anywhere in Harrods, especially not in the Food Hall.

Mind -
He who will feed for seven days on eggs cooked with myrrh, cinnamon and pepper will find an increased vigour in his erections and in his capacity for coition. This is from the famous Perfumed Garden. Can it be true?